G. Maxim's Maxims

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WORDS OF WISDOM AND ENCOURAGEMENT:
Measure twice, cut once.
Non illegitimus carborundum (Don't let the bastards grind you down.)

OUTRAGEOUS SIMILES AND COLORFUL INSULTS:
His father and mother had never been formally introduced.
Happy as a cow peeing on a flat rock.

MILITARY
A circular firing squad.